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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"
Next Joke
"Three guys walk into a bar..... The fourth guy ducks"
"My house is the only one on our street with Christmas lights up I guess the rest of the neighbours are a bunch of Jews"
"That moment when the music stops playing at the gym and the whole room sounds like gay porn."
"Don't you get it man? Every single person who has discovered the identity of who let the dogs out has been brutally murdered."
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
"Why did the SpaceX rocket explode? because I don't love you anymore."
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would look silly."
"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."
"Someone just told me ""if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!"" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer."