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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener."

"Haters gonna hate, potaters gonna potate."

"I'd like to introduce you to someone. Black jelly bean, this is garbage can. Garbage can, this is black jelly bean."

"Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety"

"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."

"As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids."

"What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? ""I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."""

"Did you hear about the bureaucrat who was a Platonist? They were really obsessed with forms."

"Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days? Because 7 days makes a hole weak"

"Gonna hand out job applications to teenage trick-or-treaters who ring my doorbell."