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Joke of the Day
"I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!"
"Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment."
"Healthcare Costs in America"
"I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook and who to ignore."
"A man goes to the doctor... ...to seek treatment for both premature ejaculation and diarrhea. The doctor simply shrugs and says ""Easy come, easy go."""
"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire."
"What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor! I'll just show myself out..."
"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."
"Him: I hope you die a slow painful death Me: oh, no I'm not married"