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Joke of the Day

"I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook and who to ignore."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"A hot dog walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve sandwiches here."" The hot dog says, ""That's ok. I came for the roast beef."""

"Me: I can't get the taste of sour balls out of my mouth Friend: I love those candies Me: Candies?"

"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."

"What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke? ""Nigiri, please."""

"Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time."

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch It's called lunch"

"Cancer cures smoking."

"How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted? His nose is wet."