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Joke of the Day
"Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment."
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."
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"I wasn't upset about that black cat crossing my path but mouthing ""you're fucked"" as he passed was just rude."
"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."