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Joke of the Day
"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."
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"So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious."
"What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? A 3 legged cow"
"This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub. Clunk Clunk"
"What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul? Korea driven."
"What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11? 10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion"
"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, is the bar tender here?"
"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."
"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"
"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."