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Joke of the Day

"My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says""Daddy, you did it!"" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out."

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"

"What do you call a frat house in a quarry? A bromine."

"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."

"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."

"How do you spot a vegan at the gym? Pretty much the same as anyone else."

"Beverly Hills - 90210 Denver Broncos - 16"

"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"

"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."

"My penis died. Can I bury it in your vagina?"