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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny complains to mom at home, ""Mom, our teacher really doesn't know anything. He keeps asking us!"""

"I shaved my head the other day... At first I hated the look, but it's starting to grow on me."

"What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you."

"What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook."

"Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say ""NO"" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]"

"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."

"I can turn wine into a one night stand. Your move Jesus."

"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese"