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Joke of the Day
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."
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"What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion."
"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."
"I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated."
"This lady at the store didn't know what a Toblerone was and I've honestly never been more offended in my life."
"What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke? ...she shattered his jaw!"
"Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken] Jay Y [username taken] Jay Z"
"How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad? You ask them to hold the door for you."
"""No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door"" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses"
"Most drug-sniffing dogs refuse to admit they have a problem"