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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."
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"Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*"
"What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged"
"Damn boy, are you my yoga class? Because I want to get hot and sweaty with you in 37 different poses and then not be able to walk tomorrow."
"If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food."
"Me: Woohoo, I survived Thanksgiving! I can relax now. Anxiety: Haha...Christmas."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall"
"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"
"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."
"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"