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Joke of the Day

"Studies show people who carry tactical knives with flashlights are less confident guessers. They never take a stab in the dark."

"You know you are out of luck.. You know you are out of luck, when you ass-fuck your GF and still end up with a kid !"

"What's a mathematician's favorite drug? dx/dc"

"""To be is to do"" - Socrates. ""To do is to be"" - Nietzsche. ""Do be do be do"" - Sinatra. ""Beep beep beep"" - R2D2."

"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"

"I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The epileptic corn shucker shucks between fits."

"What's a black mailman called? A blackmailer. I'll show myself out :(."

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."