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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard, except for Asians? Math class. Credit to troller_awesomeness"
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"What did the left boob say to the right boob? You're my breast friend."
"Ancient Aliens"
"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
"What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach."
"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt."
"What do you call a Mexican ready-meal? Dinner for Juan"
"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."
"What happens when Niagara trips? Niagara Falls"