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Joke of the Day
"Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number"
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"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."
"What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around"
"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."
"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"
"Is it racist that I only use chopsticks when eating Asian food? I'm never like, ""Time for pancakes! Where are my chopsticks?"""
"'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet."
"Timmy, you're a great son but the YouTube analytics data from our home movies show that people think you're boring so go live in the attic."
"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"
"What does a guy with a big penis have for breakfast? Well, I had eggs for breakfast."