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Joke of the Day
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
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"What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."
"Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?"
"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."
"Usually takes me two or three tries to correctly aim the remote at the TV, if anyone was thinking of challenging me to a duel."
"I got the most classic, timeless Christmas present this year A broken watch"
"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side."
"How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face."
"There's no I in you. Yet."