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Joke of the Day

"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."

"What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company? Capital Juan"

"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"

"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."

"""You run like you're making fun of running."" -my brother"

"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."

"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."

"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"

"A leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree and a cougar can carry something half her age to bed."