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Joke of the Day
"""You run like you're making fun of running."" -my brother"
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"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"
"What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan."
"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."
"My buddy drowned the other day I placed a life jacket in his coffin It's what he would've wanted"
"What was the best time in history for the Italians? The Marin-era"
"got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books"
"Every guy has a soft sensitive side. It's called ""I need to get laid and I'll say and do anything to"
"I got a new computer yesterday All it does is sing. I think it was a dell"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."