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Joke of the Day
"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."
Next Joke
"Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot."
"I need a bad ass dress for Friday night. Anybody know where I can find a Forever 41?"
"What did Amelia Earhart learn? Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams."
"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."
"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"
"My contact lenses just fell out and fell down the toilet.. Now I can't see sh!t."
"My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think."
"Picturing all of your organs, just laying there pulsating under your skin, is a pretty terrible way to try to fall asleep."
"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."