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Joke of the Day
"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"
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"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the ""Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."""
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!"
"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."
"[packing for holiday] WIFE: U don't have to only put suits in a suitcase ME: [putting underwear in briefcase] I don't make the rules Karen"
"Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One but don't expect results."
"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."
"Germany Vs Brazil Guess we can say it wasn't even klose."
"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."
"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""