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Joke of the Day

"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."

"How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars? ""Well... If it's any constellation..."""

"ME: I would like a complaint form ASSISTANT: Sorry, we have none left ME: I would like two complaint forms"

"How does grandma's chairlift work? It has to do with nanatechnology."

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"I mutter ""you arrogant asshole"" when my phone auto-corrects 'iphone' to 'iPhone'"

"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"

"What's fat and hairy and lives under a bridge? A troll, but here in r/Jokes we call them feminists"

"I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu."

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."