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Joke of the Day

"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"

"The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won't need to adjust her driving."

"I asked a beautiful Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex sex sex free sex tonight"". I said, ""Wow"". Then her friend speaks: ""She means 6663629""."

"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!"

"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"

"It doesn't take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad."

"[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT ""FIGHTING"" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT"

"Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, that's probably a good, isolated spot to commit crimes."