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Joke of the Day

"There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim."

"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"

"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."

"I picked up a tub of ice cream and a tub of light ice cream They weighed the same."

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."

"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."

"Condoms A man walks into a shop to buy some condoms. The cashier asks 'would you like a bag with that?' To which the man replies 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"Why should you eat your soup in a cup? So that it's not ebola soup."