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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was fuhrer-ious."

"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape"

"Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia."

"How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant? The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!"

"What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up."

"Fun Fact: Organic milk only comes from cows that do yoga and moo about being a vegetarian or marathons they were in."

"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."

"Just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By switching to reverse and leaving the scene."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."