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Joke of the Day
"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."
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"FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"
"Being hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese food isn't about the food being Chinese, it's about you being American."
"Love your neighbor, but don't get caught."
"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."
"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."
"I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay."""
"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"
"What do you call an annoying black person? A nagger."