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Joke of the Day

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"There's no point to a dull knife."

"You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history."

"I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."

"I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband."

"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"

"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."

"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."