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Joke of the Day

"You know, I think Hitler was misunderstood. He didn't want to gas the Jews, he wanted a glass of juice."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 10 dollars His father replies, ""5 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for?"""

"How many tickles does an octopus like? Ten-tickles"

"What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"

"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."

"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"Best worst pick up lines? Anything and everything. ""Hey, how much does a seal weigh?"" "" I dunno?"" ""Just enough to break the ice."""