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Joke of the Day

"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"

"I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas."

"""Hey were you born on a highway?"" Kevin asked. Kevin continued, ""Because that's where accidents happen."""

"There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you."

"Your mama so FAT32 She always takes 4096 bytes"

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"

"I'm saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage."

"What is Harry Potter's philosophy on relationships... Hit it and quidditch."

"Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised."

"Whats the difference between a whistle and a rape whistle? one is a cockblocker"