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Joke of the Day
"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"
Next Joke
"April showers bring May flowers, and what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."
"some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field."
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How do we find the egg in all this shit?"
"My most pretentious joke -Knock knock Who's there? -To To who? -To *whom*"
"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."
"What is a pirate? /t"
"I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy."
"i love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I'm just like lmao u should see my life"