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Joke of the Day

"Hispanic magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos"" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres"

"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""

"Did I tell you guys about the guy who attempted suicide from the top floor of my building? I thought he was gonna live but that was a different story."

"Why is Donald Trump so intent on building a wall with Mexico? To stop the workers at his construction site from running back!"

"What do you call a charming tool? A rake"

"My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."

"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."

"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."

"How can you tell if someone uses Apple products? Just wait and they'll tell you."

"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"