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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a charming tool? A rake"
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"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."
"how do you organize a party in space? you planet."
"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"
"The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd."
"Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless."
"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."
"It should be illegal to own a bug-eyed pug and not make it wear sunglasses in public."
"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"
"Rick Santorum drops out and throws his support to Ted Cruz Thanks for nothing!"