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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"

"Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own."

"If you buy organic and don't tell someone about it, is it still organic?"

"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite restaurant? Sizzle-r"

"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"

"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"

"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""

"I don't always eat breakfast... But when I do, I prefer ""dos eggies."""

"What do you call a fruit that won't get married? A Cantaloupe."