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Joke of the Day

"I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga."

"What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated"

"Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out...."

"What do you feel when there's no coffee left? Depresso"

"Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.? Because they can't get past their masters."

"[Coffee line] *Sees cute barista* *Twirls hair* No whipped cream please *Sees his backward sunglasses* *Drops hand* Never mind. Load it up."

"A palindrome walks into a bar, says 'Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa'."

"If bank website ads have taught me anything it's that white people love drinking coffee as they pay bills online in an empty loft apartment."

"What size box of condoms do you never want to buy? The family size."

"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."