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Joke of the Day

"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."

"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."

"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."

"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""

"I think my professor might not know my name. He keeps on correcting it with the word ""Late"" on all my papers."

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"

"Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines? The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way."

"What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet? H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash."

"I like living on the edge. [ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click"