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Joke of the Day

"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"Xbox One down! PS4 Down! Get an ambulance! Wii U! Wii U! Wii U!"

"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."

"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"

"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."

"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."

"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."

"What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies? Babies, because you can use a pitchfork."

"Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu."

"I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'"