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Joke of the Day

"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"

"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"

"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"

"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."

"If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window."

"I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... I think it was Mayweather"

"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."

"A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win."

"If Jesus could walk on water and cucumbers are 96% water and I can walk on cucumbers does that mean the other 4% accounts for Jesus's dick?"

"Money is not a problem. The Problem is ""I don't have Money!"""