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Joke of the Day

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"

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"I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them."
"My new Toyota is going to featured in a film! They call it a Camryo."
"I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer? Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha."
"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""
"Spoil any movie by telling ur friend ""Ice Cube dies"" before they watch it. They'll be waiting for Ice Cube to appear and die the whole time"
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. Wait..."
"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."