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Joke of the Day

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"

"Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar. I hate Bounty Hunters."

"I used to be a plastic surgeon. That raised a few eyebrows..."

"Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*"

"Remember back in the day when you'd call someone gay and it was an insult? Now a day, everybody is just so butthurt when you do..."

"We the People ~~We the People~~ We the electoral college"

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I am schizophrenic. I am too."

"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"

"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."

"If you ever feel as thought nobody cares about what you do Just post something with a spelling mistake in it."