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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? 10 was in the middle of 9/11"
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"How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout ""Heroes in a half shell."" 3) When a girl yells back ""Turtle Power,"" marry her."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."
"Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.."
"Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."
"What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart? The rest of her is cold too."
"R1D1 must have sucked."
"I'm a vegan and a registered sex offender... When I move into a new neighbourhood, what am I supposed to tell everyone first?"