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Joke of the Day

"Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing."

"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"

"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed."

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"Whats the name of the arachnid playwright?"

"What is today's best punch line? Paul christoforo"

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Jews"

"April showers bring May flowers.. And Mayflowers bring smallpox."

"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"

"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"