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Joke of the Day
"Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism? an explosive punchline"
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"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"
"Now that Platini has been banned from football... Who's going to make all the sticker albums?"
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""
"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"
"Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate... I notice there's something not right. ""Can you smell petrol?"" I say ""Smell petrol?! I can't even smell my name"""
"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"
"""Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.."" [rubs up against your leg] ""that's better"" -cats"
"Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne."
"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""