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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman with no clitoris ? What ever you want. She isn't going to come."

"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."

"Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?"

"It's crazy to see how much worse celebrities looked ""before they were famous"" and then realize that's how you look."

"If a young boy dog is called a puppy... then what is a young girl dog called? A puppet!"

"Me: HOLY SHIT! We've been robbed! Her: Oh No! Are you calling the police? Me: (Sigh) No, I'm calling the burglars to congratulate them.."

"How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb? Don't bother, I'll do it myself."

"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."

"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."

"It's pretty silly to be afraid of spiders when most of them have probably never answered a text message with a phone call."