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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."
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"Have the uneasy feeling there are Baldwin brothers out there I don't know about yet."
"My favorite word is onomatopoeia.. I just like how it sounds"
"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"
"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
"Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children."
"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."
"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""
"[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?"
"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"