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Joke of the Day
"*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman"
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"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."
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"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
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