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Joke of the Day

"Advent calendars are fun if you ignore that every day is a new, fresh hell waiting to be survived."

"Teacher Said The Student..?? Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU"

"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."

"How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection."

"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"

"My math teacher called me average... How mean."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"