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Joke of the Day
"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"
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"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."
"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"
"What if texting broke for a month society would be like uhhhhhjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhh ""hello may I please speak to so and so"" all nervous and shit"
"Why does a pencil shave? To look sharp"
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"[as i'm getting buried alive by a serial killer] wait stop who's gonna feed my tamagotchis"
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"What do you call an Asian boy with downs? Lo Mein. See you all in hell."
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