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Joke of the Day
"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."
Next Joke
"What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? ""Well, I fucked that one up."""
"KING SOLOMON: I shall cut it in two, half for each of you. WOMAN: sure ME: OH GOD NO! KING SOLOMON: ok this is clearly your meatball sub."
"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"
"[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."
"i can't wait til my boyfriend breaks up with me im gonna eat so much ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D"
"Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words."
"If two pharaohs farted at the same time They would have a toot in common"
"What time is it in New York City? 5 past Lundqvist"