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Joke of the Day
"I Went To The Zoo Yesterday The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shih-Tzu."
Next Joke
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get's jalapeno business!"
"What do you call an Asian cow in space? The Milky Wei."
"My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up."
"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"
"This Summer, I've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. The steaks have never been higher."
"As a german I have to ask: You know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."
"Relationships are like yard sales.... They look like fun from a couple yards away, but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need."
"What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend? Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me? Edit: I'm an idiot"
"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly passes gas and the other looks at him, ""Come on man, I'm eating over here!"""