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Joke of the Day
"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."
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"Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said ""Sorry no professionals."""
"[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]"
"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."
"My wife's signature move is asking me a question then turning on the faucet when I answer."
"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."
"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."
"Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite."
"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."
"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"