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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
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"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."
"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults."
"Abortion... ...it brings out the kid in you."
"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"Setup Punchline."
"As a Jew, I refuse to enter any steam room or sauna until I've seen other people come out."
"God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good"
"*too embarrassed to buy condoms**buys 3D printer**makes gun**robs condom factory*"
"My neighbor stopped by to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bicycles Bull shit, my dogs don't even have bicycles!"