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Joke of the Day
"My wife's signature move is asking me a question then turning on the faucet when I answer."
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"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"
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"Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised."