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Joke of the Day
"I got this Jewish girl's number She rolled her sleeve up"
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"The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. ...it was tense."
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"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
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