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Joke of the Day

"So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders."

"Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game."

"Knock knock/Who's there/9-11/9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."

"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."

"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."

"Me: *to dog* what should I wear today bud? Dog: *pants*"

"A gentler Tarantino movie where the two tough hoods argue about whether Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins was a better lead singer in Genesis."

"I should have made a website called www.reallydontfit.com and posted all the pics of fat chicks wearing skinny clothes this weekend. @MaleHonesty86"

"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"