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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killing 50 people... Then the grenade exploded."

"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !"

"For a week I've been telling my kid ""If your cough isn't better tomorrow, you're going to the doctor!"" and it finally worked. (She died.)"

"I was going to share my joke about cocaine with you But it's only a one liner"

"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"

"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"A bear and a bunny... Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: ""Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"" The bunny says, ""No, why?"" So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass."

"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""