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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam???? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
Next Joke
"If you were to look at my search history you might think I was a history buff... ... but in reality I just enjoy masturbating to pictures of Holocaust victims."
"Saw sign in yoga store: Do One Thing A Day That Scares You. So today I start raping coyotes."
"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
"Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this! (spread arms out)"
"What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything? Jim-pansy"
"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."
"HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no"
"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"
"Several toilets were stolen last night. Police say they have nothing to go on."