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Joke of the Day
"Saw sign in yoga store: Do One Thing A Day That Scares You. So today I start raping coyotes."
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"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"
"If my neighbors are gonna get angry every time I see them... why did I even buy the binoculars?"
"bro what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in spanish?"
"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."
"I like my women like I like my vegetables: healthy and steaming hot..No, wait. I mean unconscious and lacking any cognitive function."
"What' the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong can finish a race!"
"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off"
"It's so hot outside, I bet Jehovah's Witnesses are going to start telemarketing."